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Хочу зеленого слоника.
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Хочу зеленого слоника

Гумор

Мій друг працює в дитячій реанімації. Привезли якось у відділення хлопчика – чогось з'їв і галюцинації ловив.


Сидить хлопчик на ліжку і говорить:
– Хочу зеленого слоника.
Лікарі зібралися навколо, вирішили заспокійливого вколоти. Укололи, а він продовжує:
– Хочу зеленого слоника.
Укололи йому ще дозу, а хлопчик крізь сон все одно:
– Хочу зеленого слоника.
Хвилин через п'ять він все-таки заснув. Лікарі, зітхнувши з полегшенням, зібралися було йти, але тут же зупинилися як укопані: на шафі навпроти ліжка хлопчика лежав зелений плюшевий слон...